Your Body Is a Joke

28 apr 2021
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Your body is a joke....we meant temple. These comedians will tell you all about how they're dealing with their temples.
Comedian Lineup:
Nate Bargatze
Ray Romano
Patton Oswalt
Fortune Feimster
Cristela Alonzo
Tom Segura
Marc Maron
Tiffany Haddish
Urzila Carlson
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Commenti
  • More Romano Required. (A pinch more Maron, as well.)

    TheUnatuberTheUnatuber23 ore fa
  • I think the old man trolled the first comedian

    Wesley SmithWesley Smith2 giorni fa
  • Fortune looks like the fat curly hair boys from Bad Santa and the Sandlot

    RAWCurves101RAWCurves1015 giorni fa
  • Who goes and pay a ticket to watch Urzila Carlson? Not funny at all.

    Craig FergusonCraig Ferguson5 giorni fa
  • How many jokes did Nate Bargatze take from fat man Bert

    Christopher HuffChristopher Huff12 giorni fa
  • Tiffany Haddish is goals!!!

    scholargrrlscholargrrl12 giorni fa
  • I love this...

    Irene SambeIrene Sambe12 giorni fa
  • Is that the kid from Bad Santa?

    Here For iTHere For iT13 giorni fa
  • “I don’t know who he disrespected more me or Olivia”😂😂😂

    Yamila D.Yamila D.14 giorni fa
  • My knees click when I bend them. So I'm there bud. 29. Not young. But not old

    Daddy FitzDaddy Fitz14 giorni fa
    • Have you injured your knees in the past 10 years? My brothers knees have clicked for as long as I can remember, he’s 30, but he’s had surgery to remove cartilage, yet it still clicks, but I don’t think he has much pain in them. You may have an inury!

      Matty SheehanMatty Sheehan6 giorni fa
  • 3:06 Holy shit, is Patton wearing fucking skinny jeans?? Oh dear God in heaven no, please no. Patton, buddy, stop. Just , please stop.

    John BalkJohn Balk14 giorni fa
  • I keep Whole Foods bags in my car so my neighbors don’t see me carrying in mcdonalds everyday.

    Deni PallasDeni Pallas14 giorni fa
    • @Milton Buu -+;.

      Luna BLuna B10 ore fa
    • ☠️☠️☠️☠️ this made my day thank you😂

      Jaden StoneJaden Stone4 giorni fa
    • Lmao thanks for the idea

      lisa mlisa m6 giorni fa
    • Q

      Isaac BernalIsaac Bernal8 giorni fa
    • You cracked the code for so many people who shamefully had fast food bags in their car

      Alberto CanteAlberto Cante11 giorni fa
  • Maybe don't put "I was running the clock out on my wife" next to a comedian with a dead wife.

    Joe DJoe D14 giorni fa
  • "Olivia?"🤣🤣

    GBGB14 giorni fa
  • Lol Patton is hilarious.

    RowanRowan14 giorni fa
  • ... can I just say, when she power walked at 6:30 with the shoulders up... not bad 😉

    ImsexysryurnotImsexysryurnot14 giorni fa
  • My God why aren't there any funny women srand up comics?

    D RD R14 giorni fa
    • idk about "srand up comics" but there are funny female stand up comics, you should try to ask your female friends to recommend you some if you have such friends

      lilbloplilblop6 giorni fa
    • Others not named, Adrienne Iapalucci is great. I like some of Ally Wong.

      iLLa SkriLLaiLLa SkriLLa8 giorni fa
    • @D R Anjelah Johnson is one of my favorites

      Brandon LynchBrandon Lynch13 giorni fa
    • @Gray Hackinson still no

      D RD R13 giorni fa
    • Taylor Tomlinson, Nikki Glaser, Iliza Shlesinger

      Gray HackinsonGray Hackinson13 giorni fa
  • Oh my god, Patton Oswald. I just bought my first serious cereal last week. Up until this point the only cereal I have consumed is rainbow. I told my mom I bought "adult cereal" she didn't believe me. I had to text her a picture

    S CeeS Cee15 giorni fa
  • Picture of Patton Oswalt "I was running the clock out on my wife"

    bulldogvillanbulldogvillan15 giorni fa
    • I caught that too.lol

      Adam PlumptonAdam Plumpton9 giorni fa
  • Damn, that Patton Oswalt bit is almost poetic. I'm in my twenties, and I'm already starting to see the magic fade from the small things in life.

    Rasmus n.e.MRasmus n.e.M15 giorni fa
    • You’re so right it hurts

      Elena LouisElena Louis9 giorni fa
  • Video should be titled: Middle aged men transitioning to being old.

    TekkaSageTekkaSage15 giorni fa
  • My body strong like iron

    Scribe13Scribe1315 giorni fa
  • I just realized, watching a comedian nowadays live, is basically paying to read someone’s top tweets, just with enthusiasm and an ability to convey sarcasm appropriately.

    Seeking EudaimoniaSeeking Eudaimonia15 giorni fa
    • @CrazyNights14 there are better ones out there, but I mean the vast majority of newer comics, this is their style. Which I can’t blame them. I have used Facebook since I was 14 or 15. I’m 28, I don’t use it anymore myself but I still think in terms of statuses instead of connection with my fellow man.

      Seeking EudaimoniaSeeking Eudaimonia9 giorni fa
    • You're watching the wrong comedians

      CrazyNights14CrazyNights149 giorni fa
  • Patton Oswalt's bit reminded me of the Saturday Night Live classic bit where Phil Hartman does a commercial for a cereal called "Colon Blow!"

    Abby Is WatchingAbby Is Watching15 giorni fa
  • I'm in the clip and I don't like it

    Reese JReese J15 giorni fa
    • Where ya at?

      Jeremy BlackWaterJeremy BlackWater15 giorni fa
    • Time stamp?

      Jondoe HarrisJondoe Harris15 giorni fa
  • Early

    Neza RamovhaNeza Ramovha15 giorni fa
  • 20+ surgeries here. Yeah, my body is a joke.

    John PossumJohn Possum15 giorni fa
  • This’ll be relatable to me at some point lol

    Tyler HacknerTyler Hackner15 giorni fa
    • Uh, I think you're on your way there or maybe you have amnesia. You already posted that comment once. LMAO

      Luna BLuna B13 giorni fa
  • Bet this’ll be relatable to me eventually lol

    Tyler HacknerTyler Hackner15 giorni fa
    • @Marjanja 💯

      Sergio MartinezSergio Martinez13 giorni fa
    • It’s like a 100% bet. But you don’t win.

      MarjanjaMarjanja14 giorni fa
    • It comes to us all......I'm there, I wish it wasn't relatable!

      Samantha BoyceSamantha Boyce14 giorni fa
  • Damn Netflix u didn’t have to come @ me like that. Like I’m trying my best ok ?

    Cute CatCute Cat15 giorni fa
    • LMAO 🤣😆😆 Too FUNNY 😆🤣😆🤣

      BEEBS xoxoBEEBS xoxo14 giorni fa
  • Sterilized corporate comedy.

    Scot FretwellScot Fretwell15 giorni fa
    • 'K dude, let's see what YOU'VE got...

      Abby Is WatchingAbby Is Watching14 giorni fa
    • Lol what a trendy thing to say

      D RD R14 giorni fa
  • F

    MhhmmMhhmm15 giorni fa
  • I remember when I first realized that I was "old". I saw someone I hadn't seen in a long time and had only met through my job, so I didn't really know him. But for some reason he gave me a hug then said to me, "You aren't as old as I thought you were". 👵

    Pernell13489Pernell1348915 giorni fa
    • @May very true. ❤️👵

      Pernell13489Pernell1348914 giorni fa
    • ruuude

      MayMay14 giorni fa
  • Damn I’m so early I get to find out if netflix looks at the comments.

    Dirkaft KhalidDirkaft Khalid15 giorni fa
    • @Netflix Is A Joke who are you?

      New temp Phone-AshNew temp Phone-Ash14 giorni fa
    • @Netflix Is A Joke wow weird!

      New temp Phone-AshNew temp Phone-Ash14 giorni fa
    • 👀

      Netflix Is A JokeNetflix Is A Joke14 giorni fa
    • silly, no one regulate the internet...

      New temp Phone-AshNew temp Phone-Ash15 giorni fa
  • 💖🌸🌷🌺

    Easy Recipes and Delicious Foods 李姐 LiEasy Recipes and Delicious Foods 李姐 Li15 giorni fa
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