David Spade's Free Jokes: Weed Websites, Whacking Off & More
This week, David talks vaccines, stalkers, Kylie Jenner, NFT's and more of this week's hot topics turned into 100% free jokes.
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wow. still alive. who knew .
Speaking of whacking off, how did you keep your eyes off Laura San Giacomo? Noticed most scenes you were behind the desk?
Tyson flies commercial?
I’ve been binging old Hollywood Minutes...please make more of these!
Thanks for making the audio a bit better this week.
someone "jumped his fence" and came into his house. Police called, guy was arrested. But I promise you Spade supports illegal immigration. Just not when they "jumped the wall" surrounding his mansion. LOL
Is that Heather Locklear he is talking to?
Your skin looks exceptionally lovely in today’s broadcast, David. 😍😘🤗
"Can smog effect your hog"!🐖 🤣🤣🤣!!!
Because you’re a baby boomer
this is why it is good to have friends in high places.
Dear David Spade do you think since you live in the desert of Arizon, You can throw together a HEALING Camp, since Covid dies in Heat? in regards to the possible weed whacking powers of healin?
I don't really want to come to your house, you can come here and play Halo though, have some pastries & coffee but your so stuck up I'm some rando loser asshole in my moms basement right? you need to be nicer to people man, you can be REAL elitist & removed and come off like a coke addict pervert that didn't get swept up in "me too" because you're a X list actor/comedian. anyone who stalked you should be sent to outer space
Come on man! South Africa has the Lowest Covid count in the fricken World! Don't do that Mr. Spade.
Once again, a Day-Date isn't a bangle, remove two links,
pete davidson is a stalker
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Sorry not funny ....
It's good, but my show has better jokes. I read the news.
That shirt looks smashing on you. Funny AND fashionable?!
David, that Guy got his ear bit off...……..How is he going to wear his Sunglasses now.....
Spade is a national treasure. Such effortless, natural talent!
If dicks are shrinking it's because of the super tight pants guys wear these days. So unattractive.
“I’m not some superhero”
😴😔😴😔
It's true, you can't say anything these days because it's always a "trigger" to someone. That's why I prefer older comedians, they're not afraid to say what's on their mind. Especially the ones who are beyond canceling and are grandfathered in.
I would like to be a stalker but I have a problem with motivation. Any tips on how to get started
..put some effort in..
Than k s again. Had very very sad intense hard week. You help me.
smallpox vaccine was what you got. it leaves a scab for a while then a scar forever.
@Pat Byrne its smallpox, ive had both.
T B
For fuck sake Dave, get a house out in the sticks. You can get 10 acres with an 1,800 square foot ranch on it and a fiber connection in the ozarks for about a quarter of your revenue (by quarter I mean 3 months)
That NFT joke was just , *chef’s kiss*
David Spade 2024
Haha. Live these videos
Same David, same. I hate all people being in my house.
I wonder if you showed up at his home with a 1/4 ounce of some top-shelf, would he invite you in? I'm thinking he'd probably trick the person into giving him all of the sweet leaf, then call the cops. He just seems diabolical enough to snag someones weed.
Hi again David Spade! Your free jokes are the best thanks
David: "I don't like it when anyone comes to my house." Me: "Same, David. Same."
I didn't know I didn't like it until Covid. Now I'm like, yeah, I'm good with this.
So...cold calling at the door. Is that a yay? Or a Nay? Got some joke ideas...........oh yer in the shower? I'll wait.
😂 is she a great big fat person?
not bad bud
Hi high yo yo how are u hope goodwanted to ask after reviewing my book, see if you would help promote my book? Also wanted to put CF on a page of his own. .
Weaksauce! Used to be funny now just ......Weaksauce!😥
Wanted to send you a photo of me in my Alskaskan Hat looking good today still writing number 48 Thank God for Daughters. Hey want hear a new joke. What do you call a fake noodle? Imposts!
There are Arizona variants of Covid-19 now, more than one.
I was worried about your lava lamps last night for some reason...but it looks like they are doing fine. Quarantine flashbacks lol.
This is like the Norm Macdonald podcast
Without that douchebag
Slow start but an extra strong close.
The audio cut out about half way thru the video.... it was the best part!
Mr.Spade you are so natural for this you should have your own Night Show in one of this big networks.
A Daily Spade Reaction to the Day, Needed Daily!.... “The Daily Spade.!.” Make it Happen People..
0:49 vor.lol
Good shit
0:45 vom.lol
cool video
The flannel, the lip tickler, the oversized yellow gold Rolex... Spade has perfected the Log Cabin Republican look.
Ra rugged Man got real pissed off at a concert and he was in the balcony and he jerked and threw his stuff all over the people below haha he tells that story look up bang boogie ra rugged man they don't show it but he talks about it. He was crazy back in the day still is but yeah look them up he's a great hip hop artists if you're into that kind of thing. Was signed to Def jam and was supposed to be the original Eminem but he was just literally so wild that they just let him go
Love ur commentary myBrother! Yep hav myBoomerTag on myShoulder as well, Life always leves aMark.!.JustSayn
10 out of 10 with crushing it!
Poor David.
What happened, ITworlds? Was there not a video of Whitney Cummings reading the nutrition information panel on a box of CheezIts that you could have recommended instead?
Woohoo, David Spade! Best part of the week!
Omg bebe pete Davidson had a stalker? 😭
it was probably the ghost of future past for unfunny hacks
😏🤌🏼
Spade is referring to a "tine test" for Tuberculosis, which often left a dime-sized raised scar with pinpricks in the middle. My mom has one.
@Jonathan Perry lol they must have wiped it from their memory.
@Vamanos Ninja yeah our parents all got it the only question is everyone has seems to have a different opinion on what it is even my parents gave me different answers
My dad has one. He's from Pakistan.
@kinda blue yeah I mean he could be wrong because he got it when he was very young. That's just what he told me about it but that scar is still there and he was born in 57
@Jonathan Perry Polio vaccines don't leave scars. The smallpox vaccine leaves a kind of circular indentation, and the BCG (TB) vaccine leaves a kind of bump/mound. BCG was not given to many in the US, unless maybe you were in the military or traveled abroad.
the price was right for these jokes.
What is up
I love spade
I love spade
0:11 Autism? Or was it sarcasm? 🤔 Not sure.
So that’s a Brazilian vax?
That was the polio vaccine
TB shot!
You’re “early enough” congrats you found this